The power to propel urine at the top speed of the animal you most recently thought of.

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The power to be immortal, but only on 29th February.

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The power to easily persuade people to your opposing viewpoint

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The power to make bananas appear, at the sight of a cobweb..

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The power to laugh uncontrollably in funerals

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The power to shape-shift, but only into: Rebecca Black, Justin Bieber, or Hannah Montana.

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The power to yawn with your mouth closed

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The power to glow while under the sun

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The power to say something only when you have a mouth

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The power to have a V8

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The power to communicate with applesauce.

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The power to bring life to nobody, except Winston Chrurchil.

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the power to be an incest pedo called jack sanders.

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The power to see thru windows and turn door knobs.

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Invisibility, but only in the dark.

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the power to make ur fingernails fall and the go into a coma when someone says hello.

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I HAVE A TINY PINGAS! (Penis) Moral: Ladyfriend here daring me to post this here, PFF! Is that even a dare? I got balls of steel! Oh, and I should totally ask my doctor if she can give me something that helps me unwind after multiple female company, or at least they are daring me all to type that pff! Im not even good looking... And noooooo, nobody dared me to type that, they want todeeeeeeeeeellllllllteeeeeeeeee tht BUTI SHALLOOOWWWWWWINSSSSSSSS

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The ability to ruin ipods by simply listening to a song

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the power to get free airplane flights but only to the place you are in

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to die when you are happy

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Basic telekinesis, limited to moving your body parts with your mind.

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The power to eat toxic waste as long as it is not toxic but die from non-toxic waste and stuff

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The power to breathe fire but onle when under water

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The power to have hindsight.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!