The power to shoot a any amount of milk out of your belly button every July 4th at 2 o'clock

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time travel that ownly have 5 time before loose it

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The power to think you love her but you don't.

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The power to perform stan up comedy whilst sitting down

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The power to make any woman fall in love with you, only when your wife is beside you.

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The ability to seduce women when there's no women in the room

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The power to hate/love/care about me because of who I am. Moral: Relax dear friends (you other fools relax too) I was born this way, and I love every second of it, I am on fire and this workout gives me so damn much pheromones and testosterone that I am gonna invite a cute friend and have a damn threesome! Why, because its a mans world... never forget that kids...

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The Power To Melt into goop when you eat Delicious food

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The power to undress using your mind...but only when in the presense of a rapist

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The power to transform into Osama whenever someone sees you.

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The power to stand still for five hours

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The superpower to know everything about the earth today after 2.5trillion years have passed

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The power to have sex with any woman you want, but you are gay

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the power to itch your teeth

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The power to act like Tommy Wiseau

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The power to shoot liqiud gold ever 3-6 years only when you come across jesus.

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The ability to turn into an embryo

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The power to vomit a thoroughly blended mix of pickles, cheese, onions, caramel, lead paint, octopi, boiling water, vinyl, super glue, hot sulfur froth, and hand sanitizer.

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The ability to fall into 1cm cubed pieces when startled. No ability to pull yourself together, or move while in cubes. Parts must be reassembled correctly to re-connect.

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The ability to taste only from your butt-hole.

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The power to never stop shitting.

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The power to be called justin bieber

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The power of turning to stone everyone who says to you "will u fancy a slightly racist T-shirt?"

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!