the power to shit your pants uncontrollably when your mom calls your name

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The power to be extremely well-endowed while having sex, but only when masturbating

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The power of laser vision only while eating Oscar Mayer hot dogs.

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the power to fail

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The power to climb up fallen trees

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the power to make things out of thin air that dont work.

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The power to attract bullets.

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the power to count from A to purple

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The power to not have any power at all

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The power to walk on your ASS Dude that's what I call ASS millage

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The power to get extreme diarrhea and projectile vomiting at aany time.

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the power to shit bricks

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The power to pee and poop at the same time.

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The power to ejaculate laser beams.

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The ability to heal someone by trying to beat them to a pulp.

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Power to make it rain sideways.

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The power to waste time talking about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive

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The power to don't see the banners, that not meaning that they are not there...

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The ability to smell shit from miles away.

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The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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The power to kill people just by destroying their reflections in a particular mirror that needs to be destroyed into pieces (and can't be reconstructed). Only what's reflected can be destroyed (people, living creatures, etc.). The mirror's 6 foot in height. So basically, you can destroy a giant's leg with it or part of its head (if its head is bigger than the mirror). Anything that gets fully reflected can be killed destroyed completely.

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The Power To Only Be Able To Move Yourself (including wheelchairs and all that) 1 meter in the entire life of the universe

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!