- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to fly while under water

The power to lower the temperature in the room but only if you're cold

The power to revert to a six year old and teleport to the closest pedophile guild

The power to be able to able to be really smart at things no one cares about.

The power to inhale coins without dying.

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The ability to lactate air.

The power to Punch holes in Mountains, Only Mountains and nothing else.

The power to have a shield stretch across your vagina, but is only activated when you see a very attractive man.

Be as cool as Julien Roby who go outside without is coat during winter

The power to attract flies everytime you're eating or on a date.

The power to fly but fall when floating above the ground.

The power to find this website and submit a pointless superpower.

the power to see though a door.......................................only if its open

The power to survive in space as long as you have a working space suit on.

the power to kill plants in a desert.

the power to go thru time by just seeing a watch when your going back where you started.

The power to control dodos

To have a permanently invisible tounge.

The power to go in jail every time you are alone.

The power to turn into an escalator

The power to see through womens clothes, but your gay.

The power to be hungry without eating a Snickers bar.

Ability to not lose excuses when declining a date.

Pointless Super Powers