Incredible Slothman. The power to move slowly.

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The power to fly but you can't go ten feet above ground.

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Ability to emit soap from your ears in the sun

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The power to survive at absolute zero

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The power to jump 3% higher than the average human,

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The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

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32% Levitation.

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the ability to command watermelons

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The power to pee poop

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the ability to an app cost 1 cent less (no free apps don't count

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The ability to type incredibly fast when your keyboard is broken.

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Basic telekinesis, limited to moving your body parts with your mind.

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The power to have 50%-78% water in your body

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to fly during 0,2 seconds.

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to have the power to dig a hole 2 milimeters deep in a century

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The power to be able to see words backwards, but not any faster than the average mentally handicapped person can read backwards.

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The power to vote in a republican democracy.

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The ability to not be Batman

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The power to run faster that a chetah when asleep, but to move as fast a snail when awake.

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The power to die when you change emotions

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the power to randomly die at any moment

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The power to read an animal's mind, but only when they're in a vegetative state.

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The Power to sit down only on chair made of knives.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!