the power to erase pencil liines using your index finger

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The power to turn into a magikarp

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the power to breathe under water but only when yourout of water

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power to kill dead ppl.

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The power to turn into a parking lot.

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The power to continuously shoot extremely powerful lasers from your eyes unless they're closed or you wear special, unbelievably expensive glasses.

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The power to make whatever it is you see and/or think about into cotton candy.

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The power to unsee the unseen.

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The power to die when you use the letter e.

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The power to hear peoples thoughts, only when you're deaf

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The ability to say YOLO without getting shot.

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The power to fly 4 inches from the ground

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The ability to fart pee.

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The power to touch the lava when falling off the couch

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The ability to sleep but only when you don't want to

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The power to be so perfectly blunt.

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The ability to hid your cats right ear for strenuous amounts of time

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The power to speak only one language

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The ability to breathe oxyen, but only when in space.

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The power to travel time at 60 seconds a minute

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The power to look like your jacking off every time your mom walks in the room

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to poop a penny every year

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The power to grow fingernails just to cut them later

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The power to become CHUCK NORRIS! (if you are a teen) Which by activation you realize he is just a mediocre actor... and worst... over 70 years of age...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!