the abilty to come back to life, but in a black hole.

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The ability to make cringe worthy YouTube videos

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the power to get drunk you are needed

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The ability to be invisible but only while playing the tambourine.

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Wait this isn't pornhub!?

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The power to grow bigger, but never smaller.

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The power to sleep anytime your tired

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Oye sun teri ma ka saki na ka

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The power to turn anyone into a magical butterfly that can't fly with its wing but the only thing it can do maniacal is make himself fly.

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You can fly, but only while on a plane that's in the air.

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The power to make yourself deaf.

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To tell how many kids in a sweatshop it took to make your nike's

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The power to have any nice guy, but they're all gay.

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The power to touch the ground using only your feet

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The power of being invincible after getting blown to the sun and killed by it while your balls are being bit by a crock

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The power to slap your buttcheeks together, then transform into a head of cabbage.

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The power to transform your foreskin to rusty iron.

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The power to gain 10 pounds whenever you eat something

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The power to to think less

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The power to say you have a superpower.

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The ability to sense any and all ham in a five mile radius.

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The power to fly whenever you get a stroke. (The power goes away as soon as the stroke ends, so make sure to get all your flying deeds done while you still have a stroke)

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The power to blame Indonesian children for your misfortunes.

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The power to change the color of your saliva.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!