The power to write complete sentenc

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The ability to go on cheeseburger.com whenever you want, but only when the teacher is in the room

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the power to shit liquidly

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The power to uncontrollably make your clothes dissapear and only in church.

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the power to erase your memory ffrom the last five seconds... but only if you are having a seizure

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The power to make infinite paper clips.

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The ability to teach someone how to blink.

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the power to turn into a rock and you cant turn back into a human

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the power to fail at everything you

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the power to run 10000 mph, but evertime you ran you were teleported to a police station and you turned into a black guy

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The power to only make burnt toast

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The power to revive people. As long as the person is alive.

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Wait this isn't pornhub!?

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The power to see through clothes of only ugly people

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The power to make yourself deaf.

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The ability to walk with the exact slight misdirection of shoping trolleys

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The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

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The power to turn into a magikarp

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the power to vote

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The ability to control water but only when it is raining

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The power to be powerless in situations u need them the most.

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The power to travel through time to get through school but then fail at life.

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The Power of Super Speed only when you climb a ladder

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The power to change your emotions

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!