The ability to morph into someone else's left butt cheek

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The power to read upside down...only when you're upside down.

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The power to shift baroque and rococo era paintings proximately 2" up and 3" to the left.

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The power to melt chocolate at room temperature.

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The power of telepathy but only when you alone

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the power to lift 5 tonnes above your head, but only for 0.1 seconds

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The power to go suicide

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The power to see the future, but as a blind person who can't hear or smell.

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the power to get any man i want www.cumhump.me (thats my website)

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The power to realize when you are wasting your life typing useless shit on the internet

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the ability to fail lie detector tests.... consistently.

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The power to take away powers but only your own.

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The power to see through a hole

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the power to breath fire but only on days that don't end in Y.

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The power of not knowing

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The power to make anything into toilet paper.

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The power to wet yourself at will.

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The power to shoot spaghetti out of your finger tips.

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the power to eat gold and turn it into koosh balls

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The power to.... OMG a fish :D wait... what was i talking about?

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The ability to turn invisible but only when you're playing a trombone.

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The power to read your own mind!

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the power to turn into amy rose

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The power to communicate with applesauce.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!