The power to have any power you want, but only if you are touching a nine pound diamond, standing in a pool of gold, and stabbing yourself in your pineal gland, the smallest muscle in your body.

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The Power to lose a fight before it begins

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The ability to discharge a battery - JW

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the power to taste your own spit

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The ability of using their one true super power with stunning accuracy.

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The power to see 147 billion years into the future.

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the power to teleport to the center of the earth

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the power to turn into a rock and you cant turn back into a human

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Beeing 99% Bullet proof, with the 1% shifting places to whereever a bullet is about to hit you.

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the power to smell shit from miles away

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The power to walk through floors and fall through walls

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The power to explode on the moon

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The ability to build a wall... wait a minute!

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beard snap. ...snap your fingers and beards for all !!!

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The power to read bladders. You would always know when someone has to pee.

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the power to wake up right before the best part of a dream

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The power of 2 milliseconds of omnipotence followed by death.

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The power to have no one hack your computer as long as you are not using a computer.

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The power to fart and smell like shit and not be shit.

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The power to hear other people's thoughts when they aren't thinking.

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The power to poke

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the power to stop writing pointless super powers

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The power to talk to people miles away.

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The power to have infinite energy, but only when you're asleep.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!