The power to f-ck every girl in the world, read it carefully EVERY girl in the world...

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Power to give birth through your penis.

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the power to read whenever somebody is about to make a pun but only if youve already heard that pun

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The power to use you`re veins as a lasso.

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the power to erase pencil liines using your index finger

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the power to make the imaginary axix the best thinkers ever

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power to turn into an idiot once you get a scholorship.

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the power to keep your fingertips wet at all times, so you can flip pages.

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The power to blink a nano second slower

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The power to age 2% faster every time you see the color purple.

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The ability to be able to be a supervillian, but only when you aren't being a villian.

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The super to type (to type partially invisible ences) Mor : !HTURT HELDNAH OUY

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the power to grow taller whenever there is a low beam ahead of you.

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the power to be infinitely constipated

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The power to make you`re penis really long! Like 500 meters long, and not being able to make it short(er) again.

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The power to always fart at the most inappropriate time

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the power to shout and make people piss their pants

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the power to be able to switch tabs on your computer two seconds after your parents walk in the room

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The Power To Melt into goop when you eat Delicious food

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The ability to turn everything to gold; as long as the original material is gold.

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the power to resist texting and driving 76% of the time when you only own a landline.

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The power to look really cool when sitting in a chair when nobody's looking at you

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Inspector 51 - able to identity, within a radius of 20 yards, people whose house or flat number is 51

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the power to sneeze cum

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!