The power to throw crazed badgers 3% faster than the average human. However, you would have to find the badgers, and they would have to be angry. The power does not affect your aim, only your speed.

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The power of flight but only when you're within three feet of another person.

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The power to have super speed for 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 milliseconds a century

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The power to fly, have heat vision, lift heavy things with ease, and invulnerability.

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the ability to become black.

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The power to transform your appearance so that you look unmistakably like yourself.

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The power to determine after 1 year that something is broken when you yourself have done it deliberately broken

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The power to shoot a any amount of milk out of your belly button every July 4th at 2 o'clock

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The power to pickpocket anyone, but only if you intend to place something more valuable/useful into their pockets to replace what you've taken

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The ability to fly while awake, but you are narcoleptic

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The power to be powerless

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The Power to lose a fight before it begins

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the power to breath without thinking about it.

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To pee standing up.

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The power to Master Bait, endlessly without getting satisfaction. Moral: A little less conversation, a little more action please...

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The ability to levetate three-four inches only when you are alone in an elevator.

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The power to switch genders but you can't switch back.

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the power to herd cats

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The power to pee and poop at the same time.

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The power to transform into Osama whenever someone sees you.

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The ability to get out of bed in a Monday morning even though you don't want to

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The power to turn into shit, but not be able to change back.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!