The ability to fart like a zombie.

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the power to tolerate all the crap superpowers

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The power to be a really good bowler, but only with a bowling ball that has the skull of your dead father embedded in its center.

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the power to walk up the stairs without losing your breath...

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The power to automatically yell every action you do like in a Japanese fighting game, I once started doing this for fun, at the end of the day eveyone hated me, good luck. (OPEN DOOR! OPEN DOOR! CLOSE DOOR! POOL SHOT! CUMMING HARD CUMMING HARD! SONIC BOOM! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! TAKING A PUNCH TO THE FACE UPPERCUT!)

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The power to have a shield stretch across your vagina, but is only activated when you see a very attractive man.

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The power to turn your skin into 99% bubble wrap

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The power to spend your money on yourself, when you gotta do something useful with it, like giving it to me. Moral: GIVE ME THY TRESUUUR!

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The power to be hungry without eating a Snickers bar.

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The ability to teleport to any place in the universe, but only if it is currently occupied by something else

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The power HAVE A SUPER POWERD LASER SHIT

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the power to persuade every 80 yo into penetrating you analy

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the power to wake up 2 seconds before your alarm.

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The power to speak with death people..

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the power to SHUT UP ALREADY!

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The power to make my own sandwich

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The ability to breath under lava

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The power to say IS every time in the same over the top dramatic way

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The power to find Waldo after the looking at the same page for over 6 hours straight

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The power to fly during 0,2 seconds.

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The power to random things that you touch into the same thing but a different color

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the abilty to come back to life, but in a black hole.

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The power to die when you change emotions

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X ray vision on chairs

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!