The superpower wasting your time wachting a video that is pointless

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The power to cry if you hear or see the word cry

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The power to.... OMG a fish :D wait... what was i talking about?

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The power to have a V8

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the power to walk through any wall BUT the walls of the room you're in.

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the power to make men funnier smarter and more athletic then womer.

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The power to waste time reading this.

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The power to type 1,000 words per minute, but only on a 12 key tracphone ®

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The ability to be smarter than the average bear.

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the ability to click your fingers and lose your hands

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The power to die, and you can only do it once.

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The power to not wake up until you get 9 hours of sleep

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The power to watch tv

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The Power to stick your head up your ass. Aka be a politician.

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The power to not get crushed, only if you're in contact with something.

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The ability to feel pain 1,000 times more acutely than an average human.

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The power to breathe fire but onle when under water

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The power to turn into air and go with the wind

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The power to make poorly drawn art in less time than it takes to blink.

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power to send mind messages to people but nobody listens to you

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The power to sing Friday by Rebecca Black perfectly when it's thursday.

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the power to jerk off

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the power of wanting to download paid games for free and always failing

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The power to only see things that are a shade of orange if the date adds up to a divisor of Pi x enough to make it a whole number, if you are wearing a hat and have recently expeled bodily fluid

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!