The power to turn coleslaw into cabbage.

The power to become invisible to anyone not looking at you or at your general direction.

The power to melt chocolate at room temperature.

The power to pull your heart out from your chest.

The power to do anything as if you were god but only after you slay a mythical dragon and eat an Unicorn's poop.

The power to turn acute triangles into equilateral triangles.

The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

The ability to make your body colder in cold whether and hotter in hot whether

The power to change your emotions

The power to teleport yourself to the nearest exit location.

The power to become a carrot.

Ability to shit nuclear waste

The ability to bleed for 3-5 days once a month

The power to use your penis and testicles as a powerful one time grenade in case you get assaulted. (probably the most pointless power ever)

The ability to fly, but only when sleeping...

The power to read your own mind!

The power to be scared shitless and run around like a retard for about 100 minutes.

the power to turn into amy rose

the power to fart every time you blink

the power to resist texting and driving 76% of the time when you only own a landline.

The power to understand a joke 30 seconds later after the last person in the group did it.

The power to be super strong, but you have to be totally wasted for it to work.

The power to make a pint a gallon

The power to demand people to thumb you down! (That would make this pointless power even more pointless, which deserves a thumbs up... but...) Moral: THUMB ME DOWN! NAO!

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!