The power to make somebody fall in love with anybody who isn't you.

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The power to use a computer whenever you want, but only at libraries

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The power to have knowledge of your power.

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The power to teleport randomly anywhere on the planet, once every hour

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The power to breathe through your mouth when you have a stuffy nose

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The power to see through glass

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The Power To Only Get Horny Around Your Grandmother

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The power to run slightly faster than Usain bolt

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the power to turn into amy rose

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The power to build Lego with incredible speed, but then knock it down immediately.

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The ability to become shit forever.

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The power to shape shift, but only into yourself two inches taller.

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The power to turn into birdseed

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The power to have super human strength but only when sleep walking.

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the ability to say either "beans are magical!" or "beans are fruit!" in an angry tone, and have people believe you

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to power to pick your nose without anybody seeing

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The ability to bring statues to life but they can't move or talk

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Good News Everyone! You have the power to read this is my voice!

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The power to die, and you can only do it once.

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the ability to constantly have the fever

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The Power to fart glitter

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EntirelyTooManyNapkins Man

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The power to give people an inexplicable hatred for you.

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The power to not have a power. and only say Yeah .hyeahyeahyeahyeah YeahYeahyeahyeahyeahyea

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!