-The ability to turn friction on and off.

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The power to get out of finger locks, only by switching fingers.

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the power to walk through any wall BUT the walls of the room you're in.

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The power to ejaculate lazer beams...

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The power to look at Chuck Norris. I dare you to try.

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The Power To Grow Potatoes from your hair

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The power ti find tiny shards of glass with your bare feet.

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Wait this isn't pornhub!?

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The power to make other people hold their breath.

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how bout the power to shit bricks....

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To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it.?

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The power to shed hair

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The power to expand the size of your head and gain weak telekinesis, but you die in 3 days, the bigger you make your head, the more powerful your telekinesis but the faster you die.

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The Power to think of a better superpower you could have chosen

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To tell how many kids in a sweatshop it took to make your nike's

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The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

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The power to summon your mom so you can prove she's not as fat as the chav in front of you is saying she is

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The power to find the last piece of a jigsaw puzzle

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The ability to anticipate the release of half-life three. Sidenote: Goes hand in hand with the ability to bathe in your own tears.

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To be able to cut paper by doing the scissor action with your fingers.

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The ability to turn into Chuck Norris, then get round house kicked in the face and killed by the real Chuck Norris because there can only be one Chuck Norris.

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The power to spontaneously combust into trillions of microscopic kittens, every time you stare a cat photo for more then 3 hours.

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The power to make 3.74% of your body a pale green colour.

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The power to freeze time but you would also be frozen. Basically dooming everyone to be frozen in time with no way of getting out. No one would even know about it but it will happen.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!