The power to object to every point you try to... Moral: OBJECTION!

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The ability to teach someone how to blink.

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The power to don't see the banners, that not meaning that they are not there...

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The power to encounter an internal server error

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The power to remember every moment of your suckish life

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The power to (place useless super power here)

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The power to fly but only when you are in a winged aircraft.

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the ability to slightly change your facial expression. sometimes.

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the power to sh*t brix at will!

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The power to order stuff online with your dad's credit card

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the power to seduce hats

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the ability to earase your mind but only before a test

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The power to speed up wallmart lines; only if your're not in it.

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The power of reincarnate but have absolutely no memory of your previous lives.

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The power to fly but only when your feet are on the ground

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The power to summon a Genie lamp, that if rubbed allows you to wish for 3 pointless superpowers.

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the power to shit yourself when you sneeze.

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The uncontrollable ability to turn oncomming vehicles headlights on. But only at night, when you are passing them.

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the power to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

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The abilitie to lick your elbow.

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the power to have an idea..

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The power to have your incontinence supplies delivered discretely to your door with little or no cost to you!

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the power to turn gold into cottage cheese

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The ability to understand women!!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!