The power to turn your skin into 99% bubble wrap

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The power of finding an object that you thought it disappered in a black hole in your bedroom.

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The power to fall asleep whenever you want to

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The power to defuse bombs without touching them, but you have to be within 3 inches of it.

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the power to be in minecraft but as a pig near someones house

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The power to read 20 pages of pointless superpowers, but only during science class

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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The power to have any guy you want but every time he looks at you you turn more lesbian.

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The power to know the name of every show while the title card is in front of you but only if you are holding cheap mango chutney

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the power to not have superpowers

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the power to teleport 2 in. from were you were standing in 8 hours

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The power to die at will.

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The ability to see through other peoples eyes but only when they're closed.

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The power to teleport yourself into a cell of a maximum security prison made from proto-adamantium, Damascus steel & Supermanium.

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The power to increase or decrease the size of your bones, but only your bones, not your flesh.

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The power of getting 5 cent shoes every year. Follow @lucb65 (Instagram)

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1.The power to run super fast but you have no legs. 2. The power to turn into a girl but you cannot change back like ever.

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The power to type some incredibly perverted "superpowers" and get a boner while laughing so loud the neighbors on both sides of your apartment closed their windows.

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The powaaaaaaa srry again..... The power to be come a parked car THEY SEE ME NOT ROLLING...... WOOOOOO

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The ability to breath in a complete vacuum but nowhere else

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The powers to know every martial art ever when your neck is broken.

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power to make you the last man on earth, but all the ladies are lesbian

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The ability to do moderately well on an exam while sharting next to your crush.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!