The power to accelerate your own aging when you're happy. Unfortunately it's irreversible.

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power to turn ur self invisible with clothes exept for ur dick and pubic hair

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The Ability To See When Your Eyes Are Closed

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The power to see at night but only black objects.

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The power to give a **** about bigfoot

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The power to pick thing up with your feet

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The power to touch the ground using only your feet

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The power to continuously shoot extremely powerful lasers from your eyes unless they're closed or you wear special, unbelievably expensive glasses.

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The power of making your eyeballs bigger but without any significant improvement in your sight.

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The ability to turn to water and back again, i.e. turning into water inside a cup, you enemy drinks it, your turn human when you are inside him, resulting in him being ripped apart from the out side

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The power to change your eyebrows daily

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The power to break your Nokia phone.

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the power to read and agree with the terms of service

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The power to not be affected by bullets unless you are shot with one by a gun

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the ability to type slower.

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The power to see through a hole

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the power to see farther, but only in pitch blackness

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The ability to not have an ability (The ability to be a paradox)

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the power to pee and sneeze at the same time.

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the power to not finish your

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The ability to lactate air.

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The power to be powerless

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the ability to grow and shrink... only inside buildings.

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The power to object to every point you try to... Moral: OBJECTION!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!