having the same super powers as batman!

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The power to be a dick.

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The power to be arrested for crimes you did not commit

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the power to sleep through a prison rape

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The power to fly but only when your in space.

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The ability to turn invisible... when noone is looking

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The ability to explode. With no healing factor.

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The power to fly only when you're already in an airplane.

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The power to have a stroke at will.

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The power to defuse bombs without touching them, but you have to be within 3 inches of it.

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The power to fall asleep whenever you want to

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The power to switch genders but you can't switch back.

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The power to produce wi-fi but with password no one knows.?

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The power to go back in time and kill yourself in the past.

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The power to heal yourself but only damage you inflict on yourself.

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The Ability to make everybody hate YOU!

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The power to read 20 pages of pointless superpowers, but only during science class

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ability to levitate using my fart...

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The power to see into the future and past but not remember any of it.

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The power to die at will.

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To have to ability to lose the game, even with hax.

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The power to teleport yourself into a cell of a maximum security prison made from proto-adamantium, Damascus steel & Supermanium.

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The power to increase or decrease the size of your bones, but only your bones, not your flesh.

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The power of getting 5 cent shoes every year. Follow @lucb65 (Instagram)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!