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The power to turn a dollar into three quarters.
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The ability to levetate three-four inches only when you are alone in an elevator.
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the ability to tell what some last ate smelling their farts
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The power to go Skiing and ice skating in mid summer
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The power that when you think of someone's face your nostrils are filled with the smell of their feet
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The power to talk to animals and have them partially understand you.
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The power to hover 1 foot off of the ground.
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The ability to speak all languages ever recorded in history, but cannot speak without using at least 10 of them simultaneously.
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The power to fart upon command.
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The power to speak parseltongue except when you're around snakes.
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See through invisible people
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the power to wake up right before the best part of a dream
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Having a bullet-proof skeleton.
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The power to wake up to surprise sex in the morning... in prision.
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power to send mind messages to people but nobody listens to you
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The power to make everyday Christmas once a year
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The ability to tell what a tire tastes like from 6 inches away.
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The power to accelerate your own aging when you're happy. Unfortunately it's irreversible.
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power to turn ur self invisible with clothes exept for ur dick and pubic hair
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The power to see at night but only black objects.
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The Ability To See When Your Eyes Are Closed
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The power to give a **** about bigfoot
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The power to have any nice guy, but they're all gay.
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The power to pick thing up with your feet
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!