- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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The power to read the minds of chickens every other Tuesday.

The power to.... OMG a fish :D wait... what was i talking about?

The power to shit yourself whenever other people are looking at you

The SuperPower To Have No SuperPowers

the power to kill yourself

The power to get hurt without a break.

the ability to an app cost 1 cent less (no free apps don't count

The power to pee poop

The power to shoot iron from your blood

to be able to see through doors... only when there open

The power to play games in your head but have seizures doing so.

The power to teleport but only on the surface of the sun.

The power to create powers

The ability to read minds by absorbing their mental disorders

You dont HAVE to give my former comment a thumbs ups, I mean why should I care about your opinion and needs etc? Moral: But admit to yourself that it was awesome, or else you are just lying to yourself, doing ya a favor kiddo.

The power to hold the floor down using gravity.

The power of laughing in awkward situations.

The power to get this. Do you get it?

The power to be able to see words backwards, but not any faster than the average mentally handicapped person can read backwards.

The power to put on socks with one hand

The power to run faster that a chetah when asleep, but to move as fast a snail when awake.

The power to cure cancer, in people already dead.

The power to correctly guess how old shag rugs are

Pointless Super Powers