The ability to anticipate the release of half-life three. Sidenote: Goes hand in hand with the ability to bathe in your own tears.

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the power to shit yourself when you sneeze.

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The power to know what happens in a film seconds before watching it.

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The power to fail every time you try to do something

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The power to fly but only on a foggy Christmas night

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The power to turn int water when your in water.

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The power to do anything you don't want to do.

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the power to float one atom above the ground

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the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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Teleporting to Mexico

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The power to communicate with people that are within 20 metres of you

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The ability to bleed for 3-5 days once a month

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solar powered night-vision

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The power to remember everything then forgetting it 10 seconds later.

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The ability to do a backflip on a trampoline, but only if you are picking your nose and eating a carrot at the same time

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The power to read all the other pointless superpowers

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The ability to see every color in the world but only when your eyes are closed.

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the power to be permanently unconfortable.

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the power to make men funnier smarter and more athletic then womer.

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the power to read something without looking at it

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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Invisibility, but only in the dark.

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The power to think of words that rhyme with orange.

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The power to kick a kid in the balls.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!