The power to phase through walls, but only when you're in an airplane.

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The power to sit on a pile of change and add it up.

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The power to grow your toenails, but only one at a time.

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The ability to turn into a were-turtle when exposed to the full moon.

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The power to be frozen during each heart beat.

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the power to fly while under water

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The power to clap 14 times a second

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The power to revert to a six year old and teleport to the closest pedophile guild

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The power to become a forensic paranoiac raving lunatic at will... HEY! YOU! Why are you gonna give my comment a thumbs down eh? AND WHY A THUMBS UP? Are you gonna hack my account and kill my family? OH YEAH! OH YEAH? I AM GONNA KILL THEM MYSELF JUST TO TAKE IT AWAY FROM YOU! BAHAHAHAHA!

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the power to not die only when someone shoots you in your left heel.

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Eclairvoiance: The ability to forsee when you will eat your next cream-filled, chocolate coated pastry...

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The ability to be an anoying little twat like jack moore

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The power to become a lime only when you're left nipple brushes against your left shoe whilst it is superglued to your ding dong and you're strapped to a bed naked in the woods.

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the power to count from A to purple

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The power of shrinking your own anus to subatomic size.

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The power to party like it is 1999 despite it being 2011

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The power to be a woman

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Backpack with everything.. ..except the things needed in any given situation.

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The power to be invulnerable to any type of bullets except lead and copper.

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The power to see in black and white.

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the power that makes your ass turn into a shit machine gun, but you can only use it if its directed at your mouth.

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The power to give yourself Kidney stones.

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The power to demand people to thumb you down! (That would make this pointless power even more pointless, which deserves a thumbs up... but...) Moral: THUMB ME DOWN! NAO!

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The power to run faster that a chetah when asleep, but to move as fast a snail when awake.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!