The power to always know what the time is, but not without a clock

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The ablility to think of the worst racial slurs, but only when a member of that race is nearby.

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the power to eat only one lays potato chip

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the power to die at will

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The power to have as much fun typing these as me. Moral: Of course you possess no such "useless" superpower you sad loser!

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the power to be able to switch tabs on your computer two seconds after your parents walk in the room

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the power to emit free wifi which the signal strength varies by your erection.

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The ability to fly, only when you are asleep.

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The power to write sentences without periods Get it? A POINTLESS super power? LAWL

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The poewr to selpl eryvetihng wonrg.

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the powr to reed thiss befor you relisze the that thiss peersoon is retarded

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The power to mentally control tapeworms.

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The power to kill people just by destroying their reflections in a particular mirror that needs to be destroyed into pieces (and can't be reconstructed). Only what's reflected can be destroyed (people, living creatures, etc.). The mirror's 6 foot in height. So basically, you can destroy a giant's leg with it or part of its head (if its head is bigger than the mirror). Anything that gets fully reflected can be killed destroyed completely.

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The power to see into the present

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The power to kill yourself if there is a bullet in your heart, brain, and liver all at the same time

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The power to suck your own dick

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The power to f-ck every girl in the world, read it carefully EVERY girl in the world...

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Meatvision.

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The power of not ever being able to pee indoors

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Oye sun teri ma ka saki na ka

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the power to go on this website

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The power to find the last piece of a jigsaw puzzle

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The power to to think less

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The power to understand the purpose of life, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!