The power to turn anything you touch into cats

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The power to teleport, but you will be just as tired as if you had walked there and it would take the same amount of time to get there.

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The power to throw discs in Ricochet only when fell out of pad.

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the power to make glass clear

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the power to summon endless number of girls ages 6 to 13 but only if you 47 years old

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the power to get blood clots

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The useless power to write about useless powers...

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The power to make ice sculptures out of marble

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The power to walk on two legs

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The power to see what's behind you.

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The power to, receive THE POWER! What is this power you may ask... it is the power of TRUE POWER!

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The ability to walk on walls as long as you're laying sideways on the floor.

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The power to turn food into shit.

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the ability to tell what some last ate smelling their farts

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The power to walk through floors and fall through walls

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The Power to stick your head up your ass. Aka be a politician.

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the power to move something right next to you

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The power to blink 1.0000000000001 times faster than the average human.

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The power to set time to High Noon whenever its 11:59:51

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The power to have incredible strength, in the bathroom.

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The power to fall asleep at will. But it's only active when you're asleep.

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The ability to part...hair.

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The power to give yourself the most intense orgasm of all time at will, but it only lasts for a millisecond.

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The power to eat a core of a pineapple.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!