The power to remember your past failures and all the pain you ever received every time you close your eyes. And you have no appossable thumbs.

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The superpower to read minds only if they think about nothing

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The power to walk forward and walk backwards at the same time in a lying down position while your asleep having a wet dream about goat puppies.

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The power to change any text in sight from US to British spelling.

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the power to get really mad.

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the power to have 0.0000000001+ critical chance when you hit a brony

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the power to teleport to any place 1 centimeter away.

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The ability to hear fish.

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I realised that people are randomly disliking posts for no reason up to page 4. Who are these trolls!?

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The power to make 3.74% of your body a pale green colour.

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The power to shoot lasers from your eyes when you eyes are closed

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Grass eating

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Hat seduction. 'Nuff said.

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The power to become a carrot.

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the power to read impossibly fast, but only when you're watching a movie with no subtitles

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The power to tickle your own feet.

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the power of being cut off mid senta

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The power to taste anything you smell.

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The power to shrink tits by touching them.

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The power to watch tv while sleeping

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xray vision , but you must close your eyes

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The power to eat mayonnaise , but only when you do so, you become able to breath underwater for thirteen seconds!

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The power to catch em all

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The power to run faster that a chetah when asleep, but to move as fast a snail when awake.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!