The power to understand this: Alucard: Father! I will stand against you! Dracula: Then it is time to kill your weak human side and join me in REMAKING THIS WORLD! (battle ensues Dracula takes a hell of a beating) Dracula: AAAAAAAARGHHHHHH! Heh... sarcasm... What is a man... if he gains the world, but loses his soul... limps away... Mark 8:36 I believe... Alucard: Father! I did not wish for you to die! Dracula: Uh I lost a sole, and the world is mine, already... Alucard: Well then lets keep fighting. Moral: Richter: YOU STEAL MENS SOLES! Dracula: The same could be said about every shoe shopper... Me: You are not gonna get this one, but if Dracula STEAL MENS SOULS! Then why would he have a soul to begin with? Its confusing... and the power to understand this is meaningless... BUT ENOUGH TALK YOU MISERABLE LITTLE PILE OF SECRETS! HAVE AT THY!

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The power to not exist.

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power to make your saliva taste like a 90 yr old diabetic old man who has tapeworms' poop

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The power to type the exact same pointless superpower as those in the lead and hope "you`re" comment gets in the top 10 too.

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The power to activate all musical instruments at full volume just by going to sleep.

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the power to hear any alvin and the chipmunks song you want, but only when you have a migraine

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captain obvious

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The ability to transform into a bucket full of water... With no idea how to turn back.

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The power to not lie wall you activate"I Agree To TheTerms Of Sevice"

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the ability to see one-half of a second into the future, but only activates while sneezing.

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The power to turn your bones into molten lead.

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The ability to not read the terms and conditions but still agree to them.

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The power to make your hair turn green but only if you are holding green hair dye and when you use the power the green hair dye goes away

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the power to fly two inches above solid ground at the speed you walk

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the power to search pointless super powers when you could be doing something useful

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The power to throw your crotch as a powerful one time grenade.

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The ability to heat up an object by 1 degree for every week you hold it.

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The power to have amazing sexual prowess for 24 straight hours, but only on days that you have to work overtime. This is actually true.

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The power to turn invisible but only when no ones around

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The power to perfectly sing any song by Justin Bieber

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The power to speed up wallmart lines; only if your're not in it.

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The power to not move or do anything.... at all

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The ability to regenerate limbs but the limbs Come from different animals

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The power to smell like poop once every hour.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!