The power to see through pastry..

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The power to survive a car crash only if it's between 9 and 9.30 am.

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The power to complete a 100m race in exactly 100 seconds.

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The power to lose your sense of touch and orgasm uncontrollably for five minutes.

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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The power to excel at something that nobody cares about.

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The power to read your own thoughts.

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Birthday In August Just wait On it

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the power to be a regular person on supermans planet.

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The power to make people feel self confident when you encourage them

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the power to tie your shoelaces with one hand

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The power to conjure chairs at will.

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The power to throw Go stones to the board so that thei form the word 'Go'

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the power to fly but your an Altophobic

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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The power to transform into an ant, but only on busy pavements in the after work rush.

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The power to make yourself numb and fall to the ground

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The power of flight but only when you're within three feet of another person.

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the power to control urine

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The power to get a boner, but only when you're hugging your dad.

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The ability to create a chicken egg, once and then never again.

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The power to change your eyebrows daily

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The power to be reincarnated as yourself 5 minutes before you die again

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The power to see things with your eyes open

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!