Giving a shit about someone's bull shit

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The power to be 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 seconds younger

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The power to fail every time you try to do something

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The power to look angry when not trying too and everyone else notices it and im just lonely.

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The power to cry acid tears

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The ability to teleport to the middle of the Atlantic Ocean.

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The power to know every language except for ones spoken in the country your in.

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the power to freeze time by 10 seconds but in the process freeze yourself too - mleo1

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The power to be able 2 pee every 2 hours

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the power to see the present.

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The power to repel women.

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The power to travel to a parallel universe where everyone who exists dies every .1 milliseconds.

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The power to sleep through a dream.

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The power to be able to tie your shoe halfway, by using your mind.

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The power to count the number of hair on your head.... Backwards!

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The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

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The power to fart upon command.

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The power to do EVERYTHING backwards

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The power to shoot 4-7 flower petals out? of your wrist every ten days.

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the power to hold your breath 0.01 seconds longer than the average human

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the power to sh*t brix at will!

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the ability to slightly change your facial expression. sometimes.

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The power to be Chuck Norris. Oh wait..

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the power to fly for a second

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!