The ability to create pointless super powers

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The power to do anything you don't want to do.

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The power to turn int water when your in water.

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The power to turn into a lamp and stay that way till someone turns your light on.

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the power to move forward in time one second peer second

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Teleporting to Mexico

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The ability to see the inside of your eyelids.

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The ability to bleed for 3-5 days once a month

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the power to freeze time by 10 seconds but in the process freeze yourself too - mleo1

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The power to read minds only when people are thinking of broken pencils in a bowl full of acid.

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the power to eat gold and turn it into koosh balls

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The ability to do a backflip on a trampoline, but only if you are picking your nose and eating a carrot at the same time

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The power to read all the other pointless superpowers

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The ability to see every color in the world but only when your eyes are closed.

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the power to make men funnier smarter and more athletic then womer.

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the power to read something without looking at it

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The power to type 1,000 words per minute, but only on a 12 key tracphone ®

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The power to see what's behind you.

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The power to think of words that rhyme with orange.

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To point out that the superpower below was the power to type partially invisible sentences. Moral: I did not realize that most of you would find that too hard to understand, but thumb me up if you did... And thumb me up if you did not... (watches comment disappear in the minus 10000 comments section) Damn flashes of the future... Heck! Just thumb it up if you like it because you liked it... and leave it be if you do not... or else I will use my most evil superpower in the world: Ignorance... aka I will ignore it.

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the superpower to be able to fuck extremely good with or without genitals

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The power to see air

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Power to always have exact change.

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The power to type the exact same pointless superpower as those in the lead and hope "you`re" comment gets in the top 10 too.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!