The Power to waste one's own time, watching a video, about someone else wasting their time, making a video, listing a small list of pointless super powers.

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The ability to smell with your hands

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the power to poop forever and pee forever. ,the power too teleport 1in.

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the ability to tell what some last ate smelling their farts

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The power to see in only one random color everyday.

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The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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The ability to make someone's heart stop, but only after they have died on their own of natural causes

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The power to see very far with the eyes closed.

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Power to sleep without eyelids

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The power to have incredible strength, in the bathroom.

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the power to poop every 5 minutes

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The power to see the future but through a straw.

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The ability to die whenever you think of death.

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The power to survive falls frrom great heights, but only if you land on your index finger.

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The power to type stupid superpowers when you sleepwalk.

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The ability to fly while on a plane. You can only do this at the same altitude and speed of the plane.

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The power to read minds. ...of those who went through brain death.

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The ability to fart pee.

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The power to tie your shoes...... while your on BOTH knees

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The power to eat multiple things at a time

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power to be the smartest creature in the universe but only 3 seconds a day

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The power to touch the lava when falling off the couch

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the power to do one push-up

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the power to eat gold and turn it into koosh balls

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!