The power to fall asleep at will. But it's only active when you're asleep.

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The power to slap your buttcheeks together, then transform into a head of cabbage.

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The ability to control water but only when it is raining

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you have the power to se anything and everything in the entire universe, but only if you are blind.

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The power to make yourself numb and fall to the ground

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The power to see 2 min. into the past.

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The power to sneeze with your eyes opened.

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The power to talk to people miles away.

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The power to be unconscious during Calculus class.

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the power to eject into the sky only when you dont have a parachute

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The power to always find lost objects... right after buying a replacement.

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The power to become invincible when you're dead

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THE power to get stoned withouten using drugs, but only when your in class.

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The power to see correctly with wearing glasses

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the power to die if you think

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the power to be wrong

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The power to smell poo...

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The power to look like another person, but only if the other person is uglier

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The power to attract flies everytime you're eating or on a date.

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The power to fly one millimeters above the ground.

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The powers of findinf Waldo everywhere but in his books

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The ability to sh*t actual bricks.

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The power to speak Italian fluently while dining in a Chinese restaurant.

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the power to read captchas

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!