the power to have an idea..

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the power to hate nature

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The power to speed up time for only 1 Planck Instant every hour.

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the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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The power to communicate with people that are within 20 metres of you

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The ability to erase your own memory of your ability.

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the power to be able to speel ronj

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The power to take away powers but only your own.

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The power to think you love her but you don't.

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The power to bend a bendy straw faster than the speed of light.

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the power to fart every time you blink

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The power to shrink, but only for roller coaster rides

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The ability to suddenly realize you have Cancer.

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The power to bend your finger...WITH YOUR MIND.

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The Power to waste one's own time, watching a video, about someone else wasting their time, making a video, listing a small list of pointless super powers.

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Being able to breath in space but only when touching oxygen

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The power to speak with dead relatives, but only whilst masturbating.

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The power to travel 60 miles an hour while inside of a vehicle.

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the power to have sex with any women you want. with your whole family watching

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The power to fly only 5mm above the ground.

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The power of making toast land butter-side up

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The power to turn the tv off from 0.00000000001 inches away, with your mind, but it takes half an hour to actually turn off. This superpower runs out whenever you come within a mile of a tv.

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The ability to fold paper 12 times

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The power to remove all dirt from your skin when submerged in a tub of warm water.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!