The power to spontaneously break into song only during absolutely tragic moments.

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The ability to have X-Ray vision that only works on glass.

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the power to go into a coma

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The power to get the highest voted pointless superpower.

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The power to see in the dark while exposed to sunlight.

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the ability to uncontrollably fall out of planes

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The power to press the "I have read and agree with the terms on service -" button without actually reading them.

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The ability to not talk.

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The power to turn cake into poop.

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the power to create your own real working money but you cannot spend it

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The power to control any type of urine or feces

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The power to consume extrement and expire. Nero: This is simply my seal of quality.

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The power to write a country song

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The ability to smell shit from miles away.

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The ability to make up a new part of Pokemon, every time you sneeze.

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The power to fly, but only when on the ground

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The Power to Die instantly.

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The Power to stick your head up your ass. Aka be a politician.

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The power to grow hair on your eyeballs

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the power to move something right next to you

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the power to teleport yourself to a volcano core

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the power to forget all you learned when taking the final. just so u could remember it later...

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the power for you skin to be invisible...........but not your, muscles, or bones, or blood, or brain, or hair, or nails.....

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every says why the chicken chossed the road. Here is what happend after... Bang! the chicken got hit. :(

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!