The power to know every language except for ones spoken in the country your in.

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The power to handle the truth. Moral: Truth is in the eye of the beholder, I AM THE ONE AND ONLY BEHOLDER!

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The power to misspell things when doing a captcha

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The power to throw a Boomerang and it always hit your head.

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the power to be permanently unconfortable.

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the power to shit bricks

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The ability to turn invisible but only when you're playing a trombone.

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The power to walk on your ASS Dude that's what I call ASS millage

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the power to fail at everything you

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The power to melt ice cubes with your bare hands.

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The power to kick a kid in the balls.

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The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

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The power to shit yourself whenever other people are looking at you

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The power to watch a movie without falling asleep through most of it

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The power to glow very bright and emit a loud alarm everytime you're scared.

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The power to be invisible to only yourself.

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The power to read but only when your using audio read.

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the power to do two suicide bombings

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The power to pee any color

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The power of 2 milliseconds of omnipotence followed by death.

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The power to turn the tv off from 0.00000000001 inches away, with your mind, but it takes half an hour to actually turn off. This superpower runs out whenever you come within a mile of a tv.

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The ability to teleport out of danger randomly, whenever you do you are handcuff at the hands and ancles naked. You also don't get to choose where you end up.

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The ability to become the most attractive person in the world, but only when you're all alone. Also, it doesn't show up on film.

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The power to lose your genitals when you masturbate or have sex

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!