the power to shoot 2 sily stirng evry year

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The power to fell pain 3 minutes after it happens.

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The power to win the lottery, but only the december 21 of 2012.

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The power to see the future but through a straw.

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the power to never laugh at funny things but laugh nonstop at all other times

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The power of laser pointer vision.

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The capability to draw penises very well

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The power to throw Go stones to the board so that thei form the word 'Go'

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The power to understand math.

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The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

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The power to teleport anywhere you don't want to go.

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The power to have your incontinence supplies delivered discretely to your door with little or no cost to you!

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The superpower to makr Thanksgiving turkey taste like rotten eggs!

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the power to fart mace

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The power to write stupid and unintelligent messages that have no purpose or aim whatsoever.

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the super power of being a housewife..

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The power to summon unspendable money

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The power to become invincible when you're dead

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The ability to breath, but only in space.

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the power to erase your memory ffrom the last five seconds... but only if you are having a seizure

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The power to see extremely far, and to see trough everything except yourself. Congrats you are stuck with seeing your own ass wherever you go for the rest of your life. Yeh i am moral man whatevs...

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The power to give your wife rights

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The power to understand this: Alucard: Father! I will stand against you! Dracula: Then it is time to kill your weak human side and join me in REMAKING THIS WORLD! (battle ensues Dracula takes a hell of a beating) Dracula: AAAAAAAARGHHHHHH! Heh... sarcasm... What is a man... if he gains the world, but loses his soul... limps away... Mark 8:36 I believe... Alucard: Father! I did not wish for you to die! Dracula: Uh I lost a sole, and the world is mine, already... Alucard: Well then lets keep fighting. Moral: Richter: YOU STEAL MENS SOLES! Dracula: The same could be said about every shoe shopper... Me: You are not gonna get this one, but if Dracula STEAL MENS SOULS! Then why would he have a soul to begin with? Its confusing... and the power to understand this is meaningless... BUT ENOUGH TALK YOU MISERABLE LITTLE PILE OF SECRETS! HAVE AT THY!

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the ability to like homeade fudge.(not fudge)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!