THE POWER TO KNOW WHEN YOUR CAPS LOCK IS ON

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The power to flip the world upside-down when you do a handstand.

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The Power to Read really Small Words

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The power to repeat sentences backwards. .sdrawkcab secnetnes taeper ot rewop ehT

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The power to pull your heart out from your chest.

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the power to travel through in time, but only you when you are sleeping.

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Gas station quality laser pointer vision.

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The power to turn Justin Bieber into a Man.

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The ability to understand what a drunk Scottish man is saying, but only in the non-drinking bar.

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to be able to lift any weight of feathers

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The super pow.er to die at will

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The power to be -100% faster...

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the power to the power to put water in you whenever except fr when you are thirsty

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The power to block every twenty third bullet, shot at point blank range.

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The ability to jizz uncontrollably in your pants randomly during the day

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The power to jump and fly for 1 second.

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The ability to talk really loud on your phone while in public areas.

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The power to remove all ads from any page *cough* please make that on this website *cough*

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the power to never have to fill out captchas

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The ability to travel back in time when and where there was a major plague- bringing only the clothes you are wearing.

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the power to see through bananas

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The power to poop in the worst time ever and you cannot control it

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how bout the power to shit bricks....

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the power to mourn the loss of loved ones

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!