the ability to have 2/3 nipples.

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the power to turn into a cheerio at will

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to read your own mind!

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the power to become Gary Busey, but only after the accident

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The power to go Skiing and ice skating in mid summer

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See through invisible people

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The power to fall up.

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To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it.?

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The power to read your own thoughts.

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The ability to laugh at migits at inapropriet times.

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To tell how many kids in a sweatshop it took to make your nike's

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The power to bleed

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The ability to anticipate the release of half-life three. Sidenote: Goes hand in hand with the ability to bathe in your own tears.

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The power to have bad luck!

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The power to divide by zero, but not remember how when someone asks you.

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The power to kill yourself, but revive at the same age only to find yourself in the other gender.

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The superpower to makr Thanksgiving turkey taste like rotten eggs!

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The power of flight but only when you're within three feet of another person.

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The power to fly but only on a foggy Christmas night

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the power to glow in the dark during the day.

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The power to be 10% more comfortable when sitting on a really uncomfortable couch.

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The ability to bleed for 3-5 days once a month

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The ability to fly, but only when sleeping...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!