The power to grow fingernails just to cut them later

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The power to look like your jacking off every time your mom walks in the room

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The power to use your penis and testicles as a powerful one time grenade in case you get assaulted. (probably the most pointless power ever)

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The power to be bullet proof (only works on bullets are thrown at you and not fired from a gun)

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The power to have any power you want, but only if you are touching a nine pound diamond, standing in a pool of gold, and stabbing yourself in your pineal gland, the smallest muscle in your body.

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the power to make men funnier smarter and more athletic then womer.

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the ability to smile a tooth grin while pooping on your own chest

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the power to say everything in Comic Sans font.

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The ability to never see CGI in any movie ever again

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The ability to suddenly realize you have Cancer.

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the power to make ur fingernails fall and the go into a coma when someone says hello.

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The power to buy free things.

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The power to eat anything that is from a plant

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The power to speak with dead relatives, but only whilst masturbating.

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The power to not lie wall you activate"I Agree To TheTerms Of Sevice"

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Power to see through walls, but it only works with glass.

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the ability to wake up on an elephant

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The power to travel 60 miles an hour while inside of a vehicle.

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The power to wear shirts considerably more often than others.

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The power to have every single power you can imagine but not able to use any of them

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the power to have sex with any women you want. with your whole family watching

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the power to summon fire with a lighter

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the ability to lick your own anus

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mime-o-moid. The power to pretend to be stuck in a box, walk a dog and climb a rope.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!