The power to touch someone's face while watching rain burn.

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The power to die when you do Anything!!!

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the power to fart every time you blink

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The power to shrink, but only for roller coaster rides

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The power to understand a joke 30 seconds later after the last person in the group did it.

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the power to say everything in Comic Sans font.

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The power to ma-FUK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSY

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The power to buy free things.

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The power to be super strong, but you have to be totally wasted for it to work.

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The ability to sit on air, provided you are in space.

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The power of bullet atraction

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The power to drink parfume and not get disgusted

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the power to make realy convincing whale noises

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The power of making toast land butter-side up

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The power to think of a pointless superpower

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The power to read autistic people's minds

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Having Wolverine’s ability to healing from any damage, but still healing at a normal human rate of recovery.

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The power to find spare change in the sofa

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The power to attract any women you like by ripping of your junk.

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To be able to make a pencil dull... Get it it point less!!!!!

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The power to know the answer to every question you're asked, but forgetting it instantly.

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The power to divide by zero, but not remember how when someone asks you.

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The power to teleport yourself to the nearest exit location.

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The power to fap without satisfaction

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!