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The power to know what you do when you discuss the secret formula on the third Wednesday in January and it's not raining outside after we've gargled with vanilla pudding.

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The power to be yourself.

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The power of attracting lightning to your body, but not being imune to it.

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The power to magically summon a knife at a gunfight. Moral: "A knife in a gunfight is pretty good when the guns run out of ammo"

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the power to vote

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The power to part clouds when there are no clouds.

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The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

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The amazing ability to shart at your own will.

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The power to travel through time to get through school but then fail at life.

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The power to give someone the power to give the power.

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The power to transform into a vegetable, but only one way

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The power to make police pull over the black guy next to you (in your car) and anytime this happens you get the ticket not him

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The power to stop time but if you do so you will also stop.

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The ability to go on cheeseburger.com whenever you want, but only when the teacher is in the room

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The ability to walk on your hands, but only when they are attached to your legs.

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The ability to be able to transform into a spork.

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A healing punch

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the power to fly for 2-6 seconds only when every apple product in arizona is at 100% battery level

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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The power to swallow thousand liters of sperm without any ill effects.

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The power to fly only when you're already in an airplane.

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power to eat through your but

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The power to demand people to thumb you down! (That would make this pointless power even more pointless, which deserves a thumbs up... but...) Moral: THUMB ME DOWN! NAO!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!