A healing punch

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the power to say everything in Comic Sans font.

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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The power to fly only when you're already in an airplane.

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power to eat through your but

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The power to demand people to thumb you down! (That would make this pointless power even more pointless, which deserves a thumbs up... but...) Moral: THUMB ME DOWN! NAO!

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The power to type the exact same pointless superpower as those in the lead and hope "you`re" comment gets in the top 10 too.

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The power to buy free things.

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The ppwer to say SHAZAM, Then someone says wat?

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The power to waste your time making a pointless website so that other people could waste there time.

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the power to seduce hats

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The power to re-click a webpage over and over as long as it won't load

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Having Wolverine’s ability to healing from any damage, but still healing at a normal human rate of recovery.

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The power to time-travel to the moment you die.

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the power to fall off of a cliff and live... in hell

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To be able to make a pencil dull... Get it it point less!!!!!

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The power to play any Justin Bieber song of your choice out of your butt.

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The power to touch the ground using only your feet

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The power to know the answer to every question you're asked, but forgetting it instantly.

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The ability to switch your fingers with thumbs, and your thumbs with baby corn.

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the power to breathe under water but only when yourout of water

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The power to turn into a two by two LEGO piece - once.

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the power to have an idea..

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The power to fap without satisfaction

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!