To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it.?

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The power to jerk off with no hands.

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to make asians smart

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The power to heal yourself when your not hurt

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The ability to regenerate limbs but the limbs Come from different animals

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the power to permanently change your name to Graham

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The Power to think of a better superpower you could have chosen

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The power to bleed

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The power to teleport yourself naked in front of your mom each time she is naked. (it cant be shut of)

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the power to search pointless super powers when you could be doing something useful

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The ability to fly but only if you're on the ground

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The power to die at will

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The power to summon a Genie lamp, that if rubbed allows you to wish for 3 pointless superpowers.

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The ability to create pointless super powers

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The power to make something cold when you put it in the fridge

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The power to sense if an object is sharp.

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The power to do anything you don't want to do.

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The power to turn into a lamp and stay that way till someone turns your light on.

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the power to glow in the dark during the day.

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The power to answer trivia questions, but only being able to do so in a loud, aggressive voice.

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The power to glitter in the sunlight. Especially if you're a guy.

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the power to turn into a random piece of fruit.

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The power to pass sociology/psychology class by making yourself a hated internet meme by triggering negative emotions in a subject only using a simple word, only to discover later that it has turned into a compulsion. Moral, yep now you hate me, good day to you sir! Moral: There.

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The ability to do a backflip on a trampoline, but only if you are picking your nose and eating a carrot at the same time

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!