The power ti find tiny shards of glass with your bare feet.

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The power to thumb up your own comments.

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The power to get rid of feminism

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The power to sweat an ordorless, but flammable liquid.

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The power to smell any point in time

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how bout the power to shit bricks....

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The power to turn anyone into a magical butterfly that can't fly with its wing but the only thing it can do maniacal is make himself fly.

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power to turn ur self invisible with clothes exept for ur dick and pubic hair

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Invisible handwriting.

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the ability to fart out of your nose

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The power to have a device to turn the tv off without touching it!!! :O

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The power to see John Cena, but only when he taps out/gives up.

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The ability to turn into any non-living object, but not back.

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The power to make people work and read ????

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The power to spontaneously combust while nobody is around!

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The power to shoot dix out of ure mouth.

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the power to fire my lazer

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The uncontrollable ability to turn oncomming vehicles headlights on. But only at night, when you are passing them.

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The power to pull your heart out from your chest.

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The ability to trip on flat surfaces

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The ability to make your body colder in cold whether and hotter in hot whether

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The power to change your emotions

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The power for chris not to eat spaghetti

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the power to stop writing pointless super powers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!