The power to say something only when you have a mouth

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The power to fall down in a forest, and, if none is around, noone will hear you.

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The power to be able 2 pee every 2 hours

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Ladder hands.

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The ability to go on cheeseburger.com whenever you want, but only when the teacher is in the room

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Stop clapping

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The power to understand any text written in interlingua.

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The superpower of surviving a gunshot, if properly attended in a hospital afterwards.

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The Power to waste one's own time, watching a video, about someone else wasting their time, making a video, listing a small list of pointless super powers.

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The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

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The power to walk through a unlocked door.

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the powr to reed thiss befor you relisze the that thiss peersoon is retarded

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The power to turn into shit, but not be able to change back.

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The power to not be turned off by the word "moist"

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The power to find a paper clip when you need one.

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The power to have no powers

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The power to perfectly tie a Cherry stem in your mouth only while your in and elevator going down in Shanghai on the fourth shortest tower with a pink roof

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The power to mentally unlock any lock you can see, but only if the key is within 10 feet of where you are.

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The power to eat toxic waste as long as it is not toxic but die from non-toxic waste and stuff

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The power to be AMAZING in bed, but only when you're having sex with a midget over the age of 40.

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the power to move something right next to you

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The power to predict the present

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The power to not lie wall you activate"I Agree To TheTerms Of Sevice"

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The power to look ugly when people look at you but look hot when no one looking at you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!