alarm that goes off when hiding

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The power to fight fire with fire and create more fire.

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The power to shit whole balogna sandwiches.

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The power to writ a pointless super power but only when you want to.

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the ability to shoot a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing

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The power to make other people hold their breath.

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The ability to shit from your mouth and burp through your ass

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The power to think about thinking about having the power to be stupid

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The Ability To See When Your Eyes Are Closed

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The power to turn coleslaw into cabbage.

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The power to never drop something, as long as it is touching the ground. - JC

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The power to spontaneously poop every time you see a sheep.

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to drink alot of alcohol and not get drunk

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The power to do anything as if you were god but only after you slay a mythical dragon and eat an Unicorn's poop.

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Giving a shit about someone's bull shit

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The power to become a destructive green beast that demolishes cities, which you have absolutely no control over whenever you get angry or scared.

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The power to sweat acid.

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The power to run in slow motion and jumping around.

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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the power of mind controlling...yourself

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The ability to propel yourself and others away from you by sneezing.

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The power to become a carrot.

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The power to control time, space and rule the universe... But only when you are dreaming.

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The power to look at yourself in third person

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!