The superpower to run at the speed of light, without having the body to handle such unnatural extension... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE...

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the power to summon a bus, but it will only come at the same time as another bus

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The power to change your eyebrows daily

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The power to have your incontinence supplies delivered discretely to your door with little or no cost to you!

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the ability to have 2/3 nipples.

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The power to kill someone instantly; but you can only kill one person: yourself.

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the ability to type slower.

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The power to remember what your homework is two minutes before you have to turn it in.

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the power to turn into a cheerio at will

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the power to lift anything under the weight of 2 lbs

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the ability to change the color of one eye if dehydrated nearly to the point of death

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the power to become Gary Busey, but only after the accident

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The ability to teach someone how to blink.

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The power to poop fast enough to splash your own bum.

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The power to turn your skin into 99% bubble wrap

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The power to breath fire but only when covered in gasoline/petrolium

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The power to make a pint a gallon

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The power to fly but only when you are in a winged aircraft.

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the ability to slightly change your facial expression. sometimes.

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See through invisible people

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The power to let 100 cockroaches crawl upon you for everytime you display emotion

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The power to fall up.

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The power to die

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The power to read your own thoughts.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!