The power to glitter in the sunlight. Especially if you're a guy.

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Teleporting to Mexico

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The power to thumb ME down! Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you do-own...

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The ability to see the inside of your eyelids.

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The power to produce 5 times the normal amount of ball sweat.

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The superpower wasting your time wachting a video that is pointless

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the power to freeze time by 10 seconds but in the process freeze yourself too - mleo1

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The power to remember everything then forgetting it 10 seconds later.

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the power to shit liquidly

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The power to attract bullets.

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The ability to fly, but only when sleeping...

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the ability to be governor and have an Argentinian mistress

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The ability to see every color in the world but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power to buy "I cant believe its not butter" and turn the damn thing into real butter.

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the power to read something without looking at it

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The power to see extremely far, and to see trough everything except yourself. Congrats you are stuck with seeing your own ass wherever you go for the rest of your life. Yeh i am moral man whatevs...

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The power to think of words that rhyme with orange.

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the superpower to be able to fuck extremely good with or without genitals

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The power to open shampoo and conditioner bottles by blinking.

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The power to be able to run at the speed of light only when you have no energy to stand up

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The ability to not fart, but only while you are alone

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The power to change your eye colour but you are the only one who can see the difference.

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The power to cry whole bananas grown in Brazil.

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The power to be born again

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!