The power to make everyday Christmas once a year

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The power to see at night but only black objects.

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The ability to fly but, if you use it, birds start flocking around you and shitting on you.

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the power to make other people's left arm grow two inches longer than their right arm.

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The power to pick thing up with your feet

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The power to spontaneously poop every time you see a sheep.

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the power to say funny joke, but only deaf people can hear it.

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the power to summon 10 ants every week

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The ability to cross the Do Not Cross tape at crime scenes

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The power to make 3.74% of your body a pale green colour.

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The power to be powerless in situations u need them the most.

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the power to hope you get a job at the mall because they laid everybody off and sent the jobs off somewhere cheap

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The power to break your Nokia phone.

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The power to waste time thinking of and uploading pointless superpowers

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The power to control grass, not make it grow, but make it move in any direction you want.

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The ability to visually contract STD's

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The ability to crap, but only while being watched

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the power to kill every thing you see but you have to be high and drunk and naked at the same time

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The power to like any show

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The ability to orgasm every time you speak.

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the power to the power to put water in you whenever except fr when you are thirsty

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The ability to watch an episode of 60 minutes in 59 minutes

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the ability to be 2Pac the day he got shot

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The power to change to a wombat when you have an erection while you're sleeping.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!