The power to cry whole bananas grown in Brazil.

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The power to speak parseltongue except when you're around snakes.

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The power to control sloths

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The power to make any woman have earth shattering totally consuming climaxes at will, but only if she's having sex with another man

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The power to vote for Osama Bin Laden for president. Moral: And to believe it could still be worse...

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the immunity of death unless youre about to die

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The power to lose "The Game" every time you're not thinking about it.

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Having the power to see in the dark if you are blind

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The power to change from a normal human to a normal human than die.

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The Power Of being Overly Generous in Bad Situations.

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the power to read whenever somebody is about to make a pun but only if youve already heard that pun

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The ability to fly, but only when you wear absolutely nothing.

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The power to easily dodge any bullets from any weapons ever... as long as the bullets are made of cheese.

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the power to have a dick in the box

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the power to erase pencil liines using your index finger

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the most useless superpower is the power to sit around thinking up new superpowers

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The power to get your blackberry to turn on slightly faster

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The power to say you have a superpower.

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The power to know what happens in a film seconds before watching it.

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The power to read while your eyes are open but you can't read while your eyes are closed.

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The power to fly for as long the average human is in the air during a vertical jump.

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The power to stop bleeding 3-5 days a month.

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the power to turn gold into cottage cheese

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the power to freeze time by 10 secs but in the process freeze yourself too.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!