- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to be infinitely constipated

To be able to turn into any molusk when in a lava pit

The power to piss only when sleeping.

The Power To Melt into goop when you eat Delicious food

The power to shit brix, No wait.

the power to resist texting and driving 76% of the time when you only own a landline.

The power to fall up.

The power to talk really loud or quiet and you can control it.

The power to have all the powers of all the superheroes, but only on February 30th.

The power to transform into Osama whenever someone sees you.

the ability to tell what some last ate smelling their farts

The power to be a mistborn but only if you're on Scadrial.

The power to be invisable but for only 5 seconds or the power to fly but only 2 feet off the ground.

The ability to have ALL the powers... But you have to have them activated by people you fight. Only the people you fight....

The ability to make Mondays come after Sundays.

The power to communicate through complex technology that was only developed 50 years ago and is still un known if it is harmful

the power to know when your about to get rick rolled

The power to hear a dog whistle

the power to make justin bieber a bad singer.

The power to have to eat every 1 second.

the power to make the imaginary axix the best thinkers ever

The power to waste time thinking of and uploading pointless superpowers

The power to transform any cutlery into a plastic spork, but only when you're in life threatening situations.

the power to win any video game with your feet but only when intoxicated

Pointless Super Powers