The power to fly only when in a car.

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The power to make your family act like total rednecks but only in front of your girl/boyfriend.

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The power to cheat death, but only when your alive...

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The power to kill yourself.

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the power to be on time daily, but only after ur late

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The power to be a superhero when you rage that has the power of controlling yourself.

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The power to understand math.

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The power to flip the world upside-down when you do a handstand.

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The power to just eat one lays potato chip

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I realised that people are randomly disliking posts for no reason up to page 4. Who are these trolls!?

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The power to transform money into cow eating chickens

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The power for everyone to believe you, but only if you are telling the truth.

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The power to seduce any woman... that weighs over 300 pounds.

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The Power to Combust

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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE!!!!!!

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The ability to give yourself brain cancer at will

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The ability to have a xredit card with no limit but not know the pin

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ODOYLE RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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the power to not finish your

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The power to be able to tie your shoe halfway, by using your mind.

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The power to be able to never have a power.

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the power of turning into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

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The power to turn any dollar bill (1's, 5's, 10's etc.) and turn it into the amount of pennies equivalent to the bill.

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The power to smell your own feet without taking your shoes out.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!