The power to see extremely far, and to see trough everything except yourself. Congrats you are stuck with seeing your own ass wherever you go for the rest of your life. Yeh i am moral man whatevs...

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the superpower to be able to fuck extremely good with or without genitals

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The power to open shampoo and conditioner bottles by blinking.

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The ability to not fart, but only while you are alone

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The power to be able to run at the speed of light only when you have no energy to stand up

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The power to change your eye colour but you are the only one who can see the difference.

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The power to cry whole bananas grown in Brazil.

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The ability to produce infinite cat flavored toast made from poop out of your mouth, only while in public with 100 people that would stare at you.

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Wait this isn't pornhub!?

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the power to make realy convincing whale noises

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The power to be yourself.

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the power to vote

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The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

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The amazing ability to shart at your own will.

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The power to travel through time to get through school but then fail at life.

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The power to have time when you're doing nothing.

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The power to give someone the power to give the power.

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The power to transform into a vegetable, but only one way

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The power to stop time but if you do so you will also stop.

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The ability to go on cheeseburger.com whenever you want, but only when the teacher is in the room

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The ability to walk on your hands, but only when they are attached to your legs.

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The ability to be able to transform into a spork.

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the power to make men funnier smarter and more athletic then womer.

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A healing punch

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!