The power to suck your own dick

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The power to enjoy eating potatoes slightly more

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The power to smell like poop once every hour.

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The power to drink water and pee immediately.

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The Power of being Friendzoned

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The power to at anytime cover yourself in flames and fly very fast by yelling FLAME ON! only to die a horrible death as you are not immune to your flames...

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The power to make 3.74% of your body a pale green colour.

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Giving a shit about someone's bull shit

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The power to be vegan but not tell anyone

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the power to have access to unlimited porn but your parents never leave the room

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The power to lick your own elbow

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The power to shorten your lifespan by 10 seconds.

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The power to communicate with people that are within 20 metres of you

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The power to be Justin Bieber and be cool at the same time

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The power to give your wife rights

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Everything you touch turns into piles of steaming shit.

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The power to believe people care about you posting you`re nick, or real name after you`re comment. Posted by Peter Olsen living in Orleands born the 20 of July 1983.

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The ability to go 100% slower

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The power to steal other people's pointless superpowers.

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The power to not have this superpower

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the ability to time travel 5 minutes into the past this power recharges every 5 minutes

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the power to pee on command

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the power to be .13 cents short on every purchase you try to make.

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The power to stay a virgin

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!