The ability to do a backflip on a trampoline, but only if you are picking your nose and eating a carrot at the same time

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The power to read all the other pointless superpowers

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The power to lower your IQ (irreversible)

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The power to type 1,000 words per minute, but only on a 12 key tracphone ®

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The power to think of words that rhyme with orange.

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The power to change the channel without a remote, but only but only if you're holding the remote.

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The power to see air

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Power to always have exact change.

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The ability to sit on air, provided you are in space.

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The power to divide by 0

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The power to drink parfume and not get disgusted

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the ability to wake up on an elephant

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the ability to dice a watermelon by looking at it but when you eat any of the diced watermelon a magic watermelon grows in your stomach and you look fat

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The power to wear shirts considerably more often than others.

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The power to dance really well

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The power to re-click a webpage over and over as long as it won't load

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The power to be blind

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The power to post hundreds of pointless superpowers in minutes. Moral: It is always fun to see another person`s comment between mine with zero thumbs, while mine always keep the excellent two thumb quality! Lesser man would say thank you... I say you are welcome everybody ;) (A moral man original, because someone needs the balls of steel required to see things how they really are)

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Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.

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The power to expand the size of your head and gain weak telekinesis, but you die in 3 days, the bigger you make your head, the more powerful your telekinesis but the faster you die.

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To tell how many kids in a sweatshop it took to make your nike's

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The Ability to remove your penis and grow a new one. the old penis will grow roots and become a penis tree. A lovely addition to any home.

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The power to attract any women you like by ripping of your junk.

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The power to play any Justin Bieber song of your choice out of your butt.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!